Just dipped it in water.
Me: Ok. Cool. Any change?
Me: This is not supposed to be such an ordeal. I mean how does everyone else do it!
Me: Well you have to contract your muscles once it goes in. And hold it there.
Me: Ok. Ok. I have an idea. Use your finger.
Me: Try push it in first and then hold it in with your fingers.
Me: Do you want to do this or not?
Me: What? Worked?
Me: How does it feel?
Me: Ok. Just a few more minutes.
Me: Ok. Try to hold it as much as you can.
Me: Don’t worry. It is normal.
Me: Ok Ok. Rush now.
Me: Awesome. Congrats. Now go. Go. Go.
(Being a nurse’s daughter, often friends turn to me for help. This above conversation was me trying to help a friend suffering from severe constipation, use a suppository and take a dump.)
A few minutes later…
Me: How do you feel?